The Only Thing Holding My Shit Together Is This Bag Carry On Travel Tote Bag (AOP)
The Only Thing Holding My Shit Together Is This Bag Carry On Travel Tote Bag (AOP)
Embark on the chaotic airport journey with a touch of humor using our Carry On Travel Tote Bag – because let's be real, sometimes "The Only Thing Holding My Shit Together Is This Bag." Crafted in the USA, these totes aren't just carriers; they're a candid confession of those moments when navigating the airport feels like a comedy of errors.
Woven from top-tier spun polyester, our bags are tailored for the hilariously frazzled spirit of those who boldly announce, "The Only Thing Holding My Shit Together Is This Bag" – featuring double-stitched seams, cotton webbing straps, and a nonwoven laminate lining for added durability. In three sizes, each tote humorously suggests that your journey might be a bit of a rollercoaster, but at least your bag's got your back.
Who needs a standard bag when yours can be a statement piece for the traveler who's barely keeping it together with a grin? The 100% polyester construction makes these medium-weight tote bags a reliable companion for all your chaotic essentials, offering a roomy interior and handles that say, "I'm not just carrying stuff; I'm carrying the weight of my hilarious airport escapades." Size tolerance is a mere 0.75" (1.9 cm), ensuring a fit as snug as your grip on sanity during airport security.
Elevate your travel style with a bag that not only carries your essentials but also boldly declares, "The Only Thing Holding My Shit Together Is This Bag – because laughter is the best travel therapy." Explore our collection of Accessories, Bags, and Totes designed for those who navigate the airport madness with a smile and a dose of humor. 🤪✈️ #CarryOnWithLaughs #ShitTogetherAdventures #MadeInUSA #TravelWithHumor
Small | Medium | Large | |
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Height, in | 13.00 | 16.00 | 18.00 |
Length, in | 12.00 | 15.00 | 17.00 |
Width, in | 3.46 | 3.46 | 3.46 |
Handle height, in | 14.00 | 14.00 | 14.00 |
Handle width, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |